s4ls4: mrsspencereid: it’s kind of ridiculous that we have to work our asses off for 13 years in school just to work our asses off for another 2-8+ years in college just to work our asses off in a job that we probably don’t even like, when we were born on this earth without a choice and i for one certainly didn’t sign up for that this is seriously all i fucking think about
sherlockedbyphaninthetardis: davedirk: davedirk: lauraforgood: m33wlin: WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS can we have a...
leedskiss: “niall i need to come inside” “whats the password?” *long heavy sigh* “niall is the craic daddy wey hey”
kawaii-aussie: basically tumblr is like our father and we’re all his children and he is about to get married to yahoo who is a massive bitch and will probably ruin our lives and we’re like no dad stop and we’re all crying very loudly because we dont want yahoo to be our new mum because she is a monster who will probably kill dad when he becomes useless and take all his money that he left to us...
when i say i want to marry my favorite musician i don’t mean just bang i mean like i want to be making pancakes on sunday morning and have him walk downstairs in plaid pajama pants with messy hair and have him kiss me on the nose
moodgelet: I literally cried over fucking hashbrowns holy shit I’m pathetic
Anonymous asked: i’ve been roaming around, i was looking down at all i see, painted faces fill the places i can’t reach, you know that i could use somebody, someone like you and all you know and how you speak, countless lovers undercover on the street, you know that i could use somebody, someone like you, off in the night while you live it up, im off to sleep, waging wars to shake the poet and the...
napoleonbonerhard: napoleonbonerhard: i literally cannot convey how long I laughed after i realized that boobytrap backwards is partyboob i really hope that this does not end up being the text post that defines my entire tumblr career
stevenfresco: stevenfresco: it’s 2013 why can’t i delete friends in real life ok so it turns out what i was thinking of is called murder
nordicunicorn: candyp0p: uncomfortablechair: vicsagod: exceldamage: fullmetal-dipshit: the-nicest-asshole: UK grading system 75-100 A+ 70-74 A 64-69 A- 60-63 B+ 55-59 B 50-54 B- 46-49 C+ 43-45 C 38-42 C- 35-37 D 0-34 Time to move to the UK Dude I would kill for that grading scale wait, so what is it in america then? 100 A+ 95 A 90 A- 86-89 B+ 85 B 80 B- ...
o-culus: bueno: things i haven’t learned in high school how to pay bills how to buy a house how to buy a car how to apply for loans for college but thank jesus i can graph a polynomial function i can’t even graph a polynomial function man
twerkwithnarry: I WAS ON TWITTER AND SAW THIS VINE IM NOT SURE WHY IM LAUGHING SO HARD
thatharrypottergirl: thatharrypottergirl: the sexual tension between ryan and chad when they sing “i don’t dance” theY ARE WEARING EACH OTHER’S CLOTHES AFTER THE SONG I AM SO FUCKING DONE
perfectlyniall: larrylustful: HARRY AND LOUIS MORPHED INTO ONE OH MY GOD WHY?! WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?!
connorkawaii: waking up the morning after finishing a video game
do you ever stop to think about how we idolize a group of adults who play pretend really well in front of cameras